Grip firmly on either end and pull.
Then take into account that the universe was designed in such a way the it will fuck itself up,and to be quite honest doesn't mind taking you with it.
After pulling on either end you should realise that much like a shoelace or a tangled pair of headphones,That has led you straight down shit alley....Enjoy.
I am Adam and the only reason I'm doing this blog because I'm not so stuck up my own arse that I'll never change my opinion just to be stubborn,so Xanthe wins...but I'm eating meat again now..so in a way we both win..or lose.
Anyway I started of by saying that "People who write blogs are sad and desperate people,sadly and desperately looking for other peoples approval online".I also said that the internet is depressing,but I stand by that. After a long hard think (AKA Insomnia and Too much coffee), I realised that it isn't just bloggers and people online that are sad and desperate, Everybody on this planet has a need to feel noticed and loved......People are like flowers, we all need love and attention to grow....not physically though...
*edit* I apologise to any extra-terrestrial or extra-dimensonal beings that happen to read this,I didn't mean to imply that you don't deserve love.*edit*
So I apologise to everyone who reads this...because,ya'know..your a blogger and so am I now.Also because I tend to start a lot of paragraphs with Anyway,I know it's annoying but I can't seem to stop.
*edit* I apologise to any extra-terrestrial or extra-dimensonal beings that happen to read this,I didn't mean to imply that you don't deserve love.*edit*
So I apologise to everyone who reads this...because,ya'know..your a blogger and so am I now.Also because I tend to start a lot of paragraphs with Anyway,I know it's annoying but I can't seem to stop.
And so,I was talking about the universe and how it likes to fuck people over.To expand a little,it particularly likes to fuck people over with the clever application of Irony.
Case in Point;
http://www.nytimes.com/1985/08/02/us/victim-at-lifeguards-party.html
For those of you too damned lazy to click a link and read that whole seven lines.
Someone drowned at a lifegaurds party celebrating a drowning free summer,with 4 lifegaurds on duty!
And take into account that it was probably lifegaurd +1 arrangement,so at least half the people in that party were trained lifegaurds.
Case in Point;
http://www.nytimes.com/1985/08/02/us/victim-at-lifeguards-party.html
For those of you too damned lazy to click a link and read that whole seven lines.
Someone drowned at a lifegaurds party celebrating a drowning free summer,with 4 lifegaurds on duty!
And take into account that it was probably lifegaurd +1 arrangement,so at least half the people in that party were trained lifegaurds.
Almost like dying from head injuries related to falling hard hats.....
Instead of leaving you with a thought for the day,Imma leave you with a challange.
Find a better example of universal Irony than my lifeguard story.
Find a better example of universal Irony than my lifeguard story.
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