Xanthe shouted at me...

So...Second step in unraveling the universe.
Build a time machine...safe to say that as of modern knowledge, that's already impossible Einstein said so.
well anyway go back in time to five minutes ago and plant one on past you,hell slip yourself the tongue.....Why not you've just caused the same matter to exist in the same place at the same time and effectively ended to universe.
Star trek simplification...like putting too much air(matter) in a balloon(universe).


Like the title says Xanthe shouted at me so I'm blogging again.
Today I was posed one of the most disturbing and brilliant questions I think I've ever heard.
'What would happen if you shot a very fat person around the LHC?'
And to me,It's one of those questions that makes me want to take 7 years of biology,chemistry and physic just to find an answer for...because real scientists who've already done this...just wouldn't waste their time with such questions.The biologist are busy developing super creatures using selective genes from all the planets most obedient and dangerous animals,the chemists are forcing masscara(or whatever) onto test monkies and physicists are busy making sure the gravity stays on....because as we all know,no gravity would exist were it not for a select cadre of super physicists.

Oh god I've just jumped into conspiracy territory......lets not waste an opportunity ay.
The world is controlled by the jews,who are actually the bad guys from scientology,who secretly control the world through a series of mind control agents administered through cheese.And the cows,believe it or not,are a collective hive mind,and they all share their IQ of about 120 each.......they are Immensely intellegent and they have plans for our elbow skin....dangerous plans.Also the Holocaust was a lie to cover up America's Invasion of Iraq.....future planning in the past!?

If I trail of with a string of random letters the men in black suits will have dragged me away to serve time in Guantanamo Bay,which is a biological testing lab, actually that sounds feasable lol

Back to my Fat Person/LHC conundrum, I personally think that provided the head was positioned so that the particles there accelerated first,they would reach high enough speed that after the machine had stopped it's whining and struggling enough particles with have moved that sad fat persons head would be up their own arse(Insert Black Hole Joke Here)......but really I don't think I put enough effort into the creative side of that....

So to finish today;
What do you think would happend in my LHC/Chubby scenario?

Everything Must Start Somewhere...

First things first,Unraveling the universe;
Grip firmly on either end and pull.
Then take into account that the universe was designed in such a way the it will fuck itself up,and to be quite honest doesn't mind taking you with it.
After pulling on either end you should realise that much like a shoelace or a tangled pair of headphones,That has led you straight down shit alley....Enjoy.

I am Adam and the only reason I'm doing this blog because I'm not so stuck up my own arse that I'll never change my opinion just to be stubborn,so Xanthe wins...but I'm eating meat again now..so in a way we both win..or lose.

Anyway I started of by saying that "People who write blogs are sad and desperate people,sadly and desperately looking for other peoples approval online".I also said that the internet is depressing,but I stand by that. After a long hard think (AKA Insomnia and Too much coffee), I realised that it isn't just bloggers and people online that are sad and desperate, Everybody on this planet has a need to feel noticed and loved......People are like flowers, we all need love and attention to grow....not physically though...
*edit* I apologise to any extra-terrestrial or extra-dimensonal beings that happen to read this,I didn't mean to imply that you don't deserve love.*edit*
So I apologise to everyone who reads this...because,ya'know..your a blogger and so am I now.Also because I tend to start a lot of paragraphs with Anyway,I know it's annoying but I can't seem to stop.

And so,I was talking about the universe and how it likes to fuck people over.To expand a little,it particularly likes to fuck people over with the clever application of Irony.
Case in Point;
http://www.nytimes.com/1985/08/02/us/victim-at-lifeguards-party.html
For those of you too damned lazy to click a link and read that whole seven lines.
Someone drowned at a lifegaurds party celebrating a drowning free summer,with 4 lifegaurds on duty!
And take into account that it was probably lifegaurd +1 arrangement,so at least half the people in that party were trained lifegaurds.

Almost like dying from head injuries related to falling hard hats.....

Instead of leaving you with a thought for the day,Imma leave you with a challange.
Find a better example of universal Irony than my lifeguard story.